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[Public, video]

So, uh. Some of you who frequent the eighth floor common room might have noticed. An extremely geometrical tree where your coffee table used to be.

I can fix that. I mean, I'm going to. Fix that. Unless you guys like it? I mean. Whatever. It's not my floor. Let me know.

[Private to Vin]

[There's a long period of silence. Okay, it's only like ten seconds, but that feels like a lot.]

So. That. Happened.

[Private to Elsa]

...have fun?

[Private to Rogue]

A while back you offered to help people work with their powers. Is that still a thing?

[Private to Helena]

You, uh. Don't have to respond to this at all if you aren't comfortable, or anything. But if there's anything you want to ask me, I'll try my best to answer. And I won't be mad or anything.

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I know I have taste in stop wrecking the Barge you're supposed to be a warden.

It's not wrecked! It's a bit, um, unnecessarily embellished, yes. But on the scale of wreckage that goes on here? Come on.

Come on? Come on, you're the guy in charge here. You're basically like a living genie, you asshole. Way to set an example for all the inmates.

I'm not in charge, that is a terrible lie and you should feel terrible. Since when do the inmates respect us anyway?

My inmate respects me. You must be wardening wrong.

My inmate is a magical princess with repression issues. I'm setting a perfectly good example for her.

So what you're basically telling me is that you're acting like a magical repressed princess.

I'm a magical unrepressed princess. Hence the tree.

Well, where the fuck is your sparkly dress then, Pretty Pretty Princess?

I assume it will appear on me fully formed in a cloud of sparkles sometime in the third act.

I'll keep you posted.

You better. I am not missing that for the world.

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