Listen, you got no room to talk to me about how to take care of him. You're the asshole who turned him human before talking to me. I got no time to prepare.

I'm not surprised shit like this happened but you're fucking reckless about it. You don't gotta scrape him off the pavement when you're done. Or figure out how to help the moron in the long run. You just make the mess.

I'm being forgiving for this. So shut the fuck up.